Wednesday, September 1, 2010

THESE THINGS HAVE NOT HAPPENED...YET...

  • Beefrox killing AVL
  • John Stamos has a #1 hit single based soley on his own merit
  • Mike Love seen in public after December 26th, 2009
  • Aliens proven NOT to be involved with mysterious outbreak of Beefrox
  • Aliens proven NOT to be behind "Santa Goes To Kokomo"
  • Aliens proven NOT to have a vested interest in killing Christmas
  • The end of the mankind after all of the above DOES happen

Stay alert, my friends. The warning signs are not always obvious. Eat your vegetables and sleep with one eye open. We love you.

- AVL

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