MEAGHAN HAS BEEN BEEFROXED!!!

MEAGHAN IS A POOPY FACE WITH A TERRIBLE CASE OF BEEFROX!!!!!

THESE THINGS HAVE NOT HAPPENED...YET...

• Beefrox killing AVL
• John Stamos has a #1 hit single based soley on his own merit
• Mike Love seen in public after December 26th, 2009
• Aliens proven NOT to be involved with mysterious outbreak of Beefrox
• Aliens proven NOT to be behind "Santa Goes To Kokomo"
• Aliens proven NOT to have a vested interest in killing Christmas
• The end of the mankind after all of the above DOES happen

Stay alert, my friends. The warning signs are not always obvious. Eat your vegetables and sleep with one eye open. We love you.

- AVL

Police investigate mysterious death

(New York, NY) Local agencies are investigating the mysterious suicide of an Australian man whose body was found on his yacht in the Hudson River on Sunday morning. Doug Coughlin, a bartender at a trendy nightclub in the Meat Packing district, was last seen by friends on Friday night leaving work. He was reported to be in good spirits and was planning on sailing to the Florida Keys the following week. Police found navigation charts with scribbled words pertaining to the Beach Boys. Anyone with information is encouraged to contact local police. SGT O'Hanlon of the NYPD also asked the public to come forward with the identify of the man (pictured left) above. He is believed he is the last person to see Coughlin alive. 

FIRST PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!!!!

PLEASE FORGIVE MY ITCHING.  I HAVE A SWOLLEN YODA!

A Message for MR. STAMOS

He has your soul. He will not be returning it. Tell us what you know. For the good of mankind. Tell us what you know. We know your yoda has been Beefroxed beyond repair and your time is near. We know you have sinned and we know you have regrets. Before it is too late tell us what you know. There is still time to make things right. A patsy you may have been, but a savior you very well could be...

- AVL

YOU SAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.....AND YES, YOU ARE CORRECT!!!

TEH DEDICATED INDIVIDUALS WHO DEVOTE COUNTLESS HOURS OF THEIR TIME HAVE BEEN RECIEVING FEEDBACK REGARDING THIS BLOG. "WE DON'T UNDERSTAND". "WHAT DOES IT ALL MEANS?". "HOW OLD ARE YOU GUYS?". TEH

INDIVIDUALS HEAR THIS AND LAUGH. THEY RESPOND "YOU'LL GET IT WHEN YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!".

"They" Call It West Nile...

AVL knows it better as Beefrox...and why wouldn't it be found in, of all places, Kokomo?









Mosquitoes locally test positive for West Nile http://kokomotribune.com/local/x618366589/Mosquitoes-locally-test-positive-for-West-Nile


Officials warn residents to drain standing water to reduce insect breeding


By KEN de la BASTIDE Tribune enterprise editor
Kokomo — Temperatures in the 90s, high humidity and standing water are perfect conditions for mosquitoes to breed. Although the pesky buzzing of the insects is a familiar sound heard in Indiana during the summer months, the potential for a health-care problem is far more serious.
James Vest, the state director of environmental health, said testing by the Indiana State Board of Health found a pool of mosquitoes near Greentown with the West Nile virus.


West Nile Virus found most commonly causes a mild form of the illness, which can include fever, headache, body aches, swollen lymph glands or a rash. (Sounds like Beefrox to us - AVL)


However, a small number of individuals can develop a more severe form of the disease with encephalitis or meningitis and other neurological syndromes, including flaccid muscle paralysis, according to the Health Department. (Getting warmer... - AVL)



Vest said county officials spray pools of standing water with chemicals to kill the mosquito larvae, but no spraying takes place to kill the adult mosquito. “We have done a lot of spraying this year,” he said, “because of amount of rain. We’re still spraying, but we can’t get to all of it.” (Bingo. - AVL)


A likely story: blame it on the rain. Apparently, the Health Department has been listening to a bit too much Milli Vanilli lately. Rain or no rain, Beefrox thrives under any conditions: Floods, droughts, freezing cold, hellishly hot...quite like the center of a bonfire at a LATE NIGHT BEACH PARTY.

Government officials and "Hollywood": Stop the cover-up. Help your people. You owe them that much.